if you are a stay at home dad chances are you are bored. what you should do since u cant kill the little tyrants lol is get some gear and go paint each other in the woods with paint ball, excellent and fun way to spend time with the family!
that way you can shoot your family and not have to kill them lol. revenge is sweet when you play on the trails you know well. because when it comes to war time your kids will be the first to show you no mercy. lol.
You will need to be equiped to take on the teens of today they are very advanced thanks to all the tatical video games they play but this will help advance the motor skills and hand eye together better.
Video games to enhance the reflexes of eyes and mind, then the physical running in the woods playing capture the flag or in some cities there are huge indor paintball facillities.
Do not underestimate your children. ;)